• replaces unreliable and annoying friends
• handles any gaming situation
• cooks, cleans, walks the dog

This is an April Fools' product from April 1st, 2026 :)

Unigeek S1 IMAGO represents the ultimate evolution of humanoid robotics, customized for the needs of the most demanding gamers, modelers, and lonely sci-fi fans. It is based on the proven Unitree platform, but with significant modifications for home and gaming environments.

Key Features and Hardware

Height and Construction: Chassis raised to 150 cm for better eye contact at the gaming table. The 48 kg weight ensures stability even when shuffling heavy card decks.

Computing Power: Dual NVIDIA Jetson Orin (200 TOPS) dedicated exclusively to the Juraj-AI Model™. This power allows for real-time simulation of emotions, grumbling, and predicting rolls of up to 126 dice at once.

Sensors: Comprehensive 360° LiDAR system complemented by a macro-camera module with 20× optical zoom in the forehead area, optimized for painting pupils on 1:56 scale miniatures (Warhammer standard).

Movement Systems: 52 degrees of freedom (DOF). Joints are specially calibrated for fine motor skills (shuffling cards, turning comic book pages) as well as brute force (taking out the trash).

Handling Capabilities

IMAGO-Dexterity Hands: Five-fingered manipulator hands with 24 integrated tactile sensors on each finger.

Load Capacity: Reinforced arm servomotors with a torque of up to 150 Nm, allowing for the handling of gaming components weighing up to 6 kg.

Card Module: High-speed shuffling algorithm (1000 cards / 18 s) with protection against scratching sleeves.

Connectivity and Battery Life

Power Supply: Standard Li-ion battery (15000 mAh) for autonomous movement (approx. 3 hours of battery life).

"Never-Ending Story" Accessory: Package includes a 10m reinforced extension cord for continuous 24/7 operation in "Paint & Game" mode.

Network: Wi-Fi 7 for instant connection to the central AI, enabling the role of Dungeon Master in both online and offline modes.

Aesthetic Interface (KOKON® Ready)

The robot's surface features an adhesive layer for easy application of KOKON® silicone covers.

Facial sensors are fully compatible with Sweaty Nerd, Sexy Manga, and C-3PO masks.

Safety Protocols

Revised Laws of Robotics (version 2.1) implemented.

"Loser-Mode" Function:
If the robot detects elevated cortisol levels in its owner, it automatically adjusts its board game strategy so the owner wins by 1 to 3 victory points.