The book has a bumped corner. (see photo) Football has arrived in the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork! Not the old-fashioned kind, full of rough kicking and shoving, but the new, fast-paced version where goalposts are marked by pointy hats and the ball goes boing! when you hit the ground. Now, the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match without using magic, so they are determined to try anything. Because there is one thing about football - one important thing - which is that football is usually not just about football.